Friday, January 8, 2010
I praise God for teachable (albeit disgusting) moments such as these....
Me: Ruthie, did you poop in your pants?
Ruthie: No
Me: Ruthie, I see poop....in your pants. I'm going to ask you again, did you poop in your pants?
Ruthie: No
Me: Ok, buddy. I'm going to explain something to you. I'm not mad about you pooping your pants. But I am VERY UPSET you just lied because that is VERY wrong to do. So let's try this one more time. Did you poop yourself?
Ruthie: um, yes.
Me: AWESOME. I'm not mad about that. Thanks for telling the truth. We all have accidents. So tell me what's worse: pooping in your pants or lying
Ruthie: lying
Me: word. But don't poop in your pants either.
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