best quotes of the day

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

gotta love 3-year-olds with speech impediments...

Kayleigh (wearing a hello kitty shirt): HI MISS BEH-EE
me: Hi Kayleigh! Who's that on you shirt?
Kayleigh: HELLO...TITTY!

Hendrix: *abruptly stops Mason's bike and holds firmly onto handles* GUESS WHAT? IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY AND I BROUGHT CUPCAKES TO SHARE!
Mason (stone-cold serious face): ....I am going to eat all your cakes
Hendrix: ...what? You can't eat all of them! Well..maybe like....five

Nicholas: who's that girl over there?
Ms. Carla: that's Holly
Nicholas: Oh. Can I hug her?
Ms. Carla: no, because she's a stranger and you don't know her. But you can give Ms. Becky a hug.
Nicholas: *runs over and gives me a hug*